Dr. Mario Posse
Friday, August 23, 2002
I'll second the drunken belligerence.
Anyone who hasn't sent a heartfelt email since my long schpiel is hurting my feelings. C'mon, we're not in GR anymore, but it doesn't mean we shouldn't blog. Mark, I have a present for you, when do you leave? I love Dr. Mario Posse. Angie is quickly becoming blog-worthy. I'm thinking of starting a public blog in which people can share whatever they want and outsiders can experience us, and Angie would be invited as well. Thoughts? I'd like to get this started, and invite a buttload of people.
I wrote that whole paragraph drunk. Could you tell?
Thursday, August 22, 2002
ebd of thoughts...i am drunk
Wednesday, August 21, 2002
broken thoughts...first night here, i miss you guys, and i love you guys, cant wait to see you
brothers, this is my adios blog, but this is not a goodbye to all, this is only until we meet again, because it will not be years or months until we all reside in front of the glowing screen again, it will be mere weeks, and i cant help but look at that, how good that will be, i love you guys.
-aesop
Tuesday, August 20, 2002
i wish that I could copy this, and attatch my name to all these sentiments. HaryTrue you are shining star among a sky of astroids. Thank you, thank you.
Of the 13,000 women Redbook Online surveyed, 90 percent said they masturbate, 44 percent do it a few times a week, and 34 percent pleasure themselves at work.
Boys--- tomorrow night is it. Possibly the last night when all of us reside in the same city. And now it's my turn to dole out the heartfelt remarks--- in alphabetical order.
Casey- You beautiful man you. The first I ever heard about you was that you were a butt pirate. Thank God that wasn't completely true. I have found myself seeking you out at open houses, parties, suares, and open houses. You have been blessed with a pimping groove that I respect and admire, and laughing with you about things like the Keith Jackson Blues and George Blaha I'll never forget. You're just so genuine, I love it. I wish mad play upon you dorm for next year, but don't sexile Clint from the room too much. We're heading up a now-annual trip to the Palace to watch a Pistons game. Keep playing guitar brody. I'm proud to be your friend.
Clint- You are my brother. And I am so honored to have you as that. Every day I wake up and yell at you because you can't hear your alarm or you jumped back in bed and we have to go to work. I'm gonna miss that. I'm real lucky to have a brother and a friend like you. Tomorrow night is the last night we sleep together for a while, and although I will have Jon to substitute, I'm gonna miss you badly. I've got so much good stuff going on at home right now, it's gonna be hard to convince myself that school is a more desirable place. Cause there's 30,000+ at Michigan, but there's no one that could be as great of a true friend as you. Meet girls fast and early at school, so everyone knows your name. Then attack, one by one. If this doesn't work there's always a lonely choir teacher's daughter a few states away thinking about you. I love you man.
Jon- My goodness, where did this splendid friendship come from? Oh yeah, each other's backyards. Jon, at the start of the summer I thought you were a real dick. By the end of the summer I realized that you were a dick. But ask any girl, and they'll tell you--- there's 2 kinds of dicks: the kind that you hate and can't stand and just want to squeeze at the testicles, and the kind that you can truly appreciate, the kind you can sink your teeth into and savor, enjoying it's exceptional characteristics. Jon, you are this latter dick. Two of my favorite summer memories are sleeping with you in my bed and you watching me play Dr. Mario for 45 minutes, both in the same night. You are so funny it's unbelievable. I know if I want something honest and off-color, you are the man to go to. Your skills as a DMer, DM researcher, and Blogger have amazed me. You are a blogger poet, one of the best in the biz. I say to hell with email now and eagerly anticipate what you make have written next. Thank you for appreciating someone like me. I appreciate you like it's my job. When I come down to Western, I'll need a straight room to sleep in. And since Kyle's gay and you're not, I figure that's prolly the best I can get. I want to see you guys tons, and talk to you, and 2-way your soon-to-be Nextel gay ass, and talk about college girls that d----- c---- their own m-----. Be beautiful.
Kyle- Congratulations you are the Rooke of My Year. It has been a blessing getting to know you. Having you guys up to spend the night and go to the Northville dance was so wonderful. That was the greatest birthday I've had yet, only to be topped by this year's festive bash. Bryce Midnight is genius, getting mystified--- is genius, and beating a kid left-handed in tennis is genius. You have proven to me to have mad Dr. Mario skills, and I really like that in a man. I'm happy to lose to you, even though I'm 2 levels ahead. I can't wait to see your thumb come Thanksgiving time. Keep on 2-waying random people, cause it's the coolest new game ever, and tell me if you get any hits or dates. Make every effort to be that tall funny bashful baby-faced funny college kid this year. Meet your entire floor, and don't discriminate on skin color like Jon probably will (hey, do you clean the toilets here?). And introduce at least 10 people to Dr. Mario before coming home. i'm gonna miss you broseph.
Mark- Gosh it's great to hang out with you. You're a beautiful thing, you know that? I didn't mean anything personal when I checked you in the stomach when you were coming through the lane off a pick in basketball practice. I'm glad we can both laugh about it now. Remember when I put up pictures of Corky from Life Goes On in John Buth's locker, and signed them "Good luck, your cousin, Corky." I love playing you in basketball and getting my ass kicked. Seeing you in the front row while I did the Harry Carey impression, that made me excited to live man. I love doing parent impressions with you too, especially the Popiels. You really made me feel welcome to hang out with the posse this summer, and I appreciate that, since I'm old and all my friends have died. Have a blast at Hope man, break the rules as long as you're not playing sports and you don't get caught. I have a special mission for you: cover Chip's mouth with a chloroform rag in the night, and either 1) bufu him; or 2) kill him and claim Mt. Faucett in your name. And mount faucett while you're at it. You have an open bed at my house this year anytime you wish man, I'm going to miss your laugh and cajoling. if you don't know what that means, look it up. Put the Baller in MASball44.
I love you guys so much. Love. Blog. Dr. Mario. An occassional chick. Is there anything more to life?
2 blogs: first, I think we should start putting frickin' hilarious quotes on the blogger, and if we want we give a story with it. Here's some good starters:
"We need to take off one shirt for each."
-Travis, Thursday night drunk at Angie's cottage with Angie
"Keep working on Angie, you're going to marry her."
-Renae, Angie's friend who turned 21 tonight.
"Am I real?"
"You guys go ahead and act like silverware, I'm going to bed."
"Travis, I'm gonna fork, knife, and spoon your ass."
Monday, August 19, 2002
by the way, that's Angie's screen name
It may not be in color, but it's real.
Nottoc54: the guys liked you
Nottoc54: they even blogged about you
Aoroko: ahhhhhhhhhhhh yeah :)
Aoroko: awesome. well, I liked the guys.
alright that was great and i loved every second of it but we need to put an end to the descriptive porno on here...i can only handle one round a day. dinner change...6:00 9huis's house, monie is cooking us a 20lb turkey and after that we'll go to Applebees for desert and such.
aesop
HaryTrue you stole my line but i am going to say it again, that is SOOO HOT! This chick could be the coolest thing since General Mills came out with Frosted Cheerios. I mean take some time to think about this-- we watched this girl last night tell great stories about her father being male comedic genious, she sang along with "I wanna fuck you"- Jack Black and then headed up to play some Dr. Mario. The "Nurse" as she is called, probably went home last night after her and trav did some heavy petting and made like a olden day gas station and serviced herself. She first pondered the though out You slowly getting her all hot and bothered, and then she takes of her shirt in that dark and lonely room of hers, nipples hard as fine cut diamonds, and her hand begins to fondle her nipples, heightening the pleasure. This girl not 3 hours early was sitting by the fire, face glowing with the sizzling flames, humming along with HaryTrue's guitar. Ok back to the action, so she takes her panties, slips them down to her knees and then wiggles her way out of them. She is sitting there with rock hard nipples and a anxious vagina, what more could a man want. So she has this thought of you in her head, and she starts stroking the vulva, the way the "Tora" says to do it, and just gets real horny. Her hips are moving, she starts grinding up against her hand, she is totally in the danger zone. Then it happens. This naked chick just starts moaning in deep pleasure, her back arches-- she strains and shakes, and there was the Big O. Goood GOD that is SOOOO HOT! I need me one of these chicks. again, that is so hot.
Well germs,
It sure was great to see you all tonight. Even though we all didn't get to play Dr. Mario together, at least Mark got to play. And I got play from Nurse Mario. So close enough I guess. Kels, thanks for the nice comments, I'm glad that you can identify and appreciate a good Dr.M woman when you see one. I feel I should share some vital information I learned tonight. According to Nurse Mario, she thinks girls masturbate just as much as guys do, she only has one friend she knows that doesn't (yes Jon, this is SO hot), and she is amazed at the 28 day personal sexual abstinence streak I have going. Guys, get this--- if I go until my birthday, Sept. 29th, that'll be day 69. Ironic? I don't think so. I may whip it out at the middle of the party and... show everyone my puffed up balls. Can't wait to see you all at the Bees of Apple.
nice use of the english language casey...everyone in for tomorrow at 7:30?
Trav i gotta hand it to you. Angie "Nurse Mario" was a very nice pick up if i do say so myself. Ill let her inspect my pills anyday.And the fact that she takes her sexual drive "into her own hands" is just the real kicker for me. I'd love to sit down and talk to someone like that. man alive. anway i just had to get that off my chest before i "get off"line. thanks and "come" again.
Sunday, August 18, 2002
This is a professional review of Dr. Mario, the kid puts Dr. Mario in plain english to be one of the greatest games alive.
http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/reviews/nes/dr_mario_dominic_cote.html
ATTENTION!!! Official End of The Summer Dinner at Applebees tomorrow night gents! sorry for the late notice, we were gonna go tuesday night but my grandpa passed away this morning and we're having a memorial for him tuesday. So Monday 7:30 @ Applebees. Table for Stalin and friends. Gorky is gonna be there so that should be tight, i hope everyone can come, adios
