Dr. Mario Posse
Saturday, October 12, 2002
Msu football team = horrible
UofM football team = lucky
hey guys, i had a concussion last night, hope your guys night was better than mine, i had a concussion last night
hey guys, i had a concussion last night, hope your guys night was better than mine, i had a concussion last night
hey guys, i had a concussion last night, hope your guys night was better than mine, i had a concussion last night
Friday, October 11, 2002
alright gents, i wish i could take a picture, i might try actually, but i just achieved a record i dont see anyone beating in the near future. i had 35 rushed for 1238 yards, i know you dont believe me but i'll have as many witnesses as possible look at the screen which is up right now, casey will vouch, i am a pimp-loser...but i am the man, peace
Wednesday, October 09, 2002
If you guys wanna be funny as hell and don't care about your long distance lives, call AJ at 956-497-9815, and ask him what happened to the Oilers in the Oilers-Bills game about 10 years ago when the Bills came back from a 31-0 deficit to win 35-31. Better yet, just call my house sometime at night, 734-327-9841. It would be good if everyone did it, cause it'd get him even more pissed off. Every week I bring it up, and it never fails to get a "Fuck you" in response. More later, blogs are flowing like wine and I love it.
short blog for now...yes jon casey and brandon and my suite mate jon saw the screen.
Tuesday, October 08, 2002
some things that ive noticed; macro economics is the worst possible class to take in college. Number one- a lady teaches it. Number two she's black. Number three- she has an accent. Number four- its a black lady. Who are also the worst drivers may I add. I dont mean to be racist........but its the truth. I saw the greatest thing on this campus the other night. It was bid night for all soroities and new comers. Iv'e never seen so many hot girls in my life. It was kinda like that one time at the cott when we were all starving and so we made everything. Then just looked at it all because it all looked so good. Yeah well if you work with me you get the point. Which brings me to my next and final point. You know how everyone says that you'll make even better friends in college. Well thats a bunch of bull shit because homecoming really proved a point to me at least. We didnt do shit but i still had a great time becasue i laughed my ass off. And thats what life is really about, laughing your ass off. You guys bring that to my table. thanks, case
clint do you have any proof of the 30 times, 979 yards? cause to be honest.....i think you are full of shit
ok so i eat lunch today in case hall, i like that hall because it almost says my name. I get back to my room and blow it all out my ass. Thats probably the most exciting thing that happened today. I think im gonna stick with the vball. Im so fucking out of shape. I almost passed out after the running we hjad to go through. Ok enough with the boring shit. The thing im most excited about these days are the Detroit Mcfucking Lions. Harrington is obviously the key to lion victory and i think we can expect much more from him in the future. With Green Bay beating Chicago tonight presents the possiblity of the lions capturing 2nd place in the NFC North with a win against Minnesota (0-4) and another Chicago loss. Anyway im pretty pumped about the season. And im sick of everyone saying the lions suck too. Just dont jump on the band wagon when they start kicking ass. Because that time is approaching fast. Just like black people running. Kyle Jon hope to see you this weekend and next semester, keep up the good work.
Monday, October 07, 2002
you fuckers crack my shit up, and because i konw you're regular bloggers i can let the cat out on this one, i took my stack of post-it notes an wrote up about 9 of them telling casey's gay ass to blog, and i stuck them all over the room and casey's desk, under his mouse, on a picture of derby, all over the place, anyway, also Harry True has talked of some 966 yard rushing extravaganza...in my first full game since back in the day, bo jackson led all rushers...actually he was the only player on either team to have any positive yards, but he rushed 30 times for 979 yards. thats right fuckers and gaylord faquers alike, thats almost 1000 yds in a fucking game, i'm sweet. and hopefully with my annoying reminders casey will be on the blog more, i love you guys and miss your gay asses, kyle is so hot, and casey wont take showers with me, he says something about the germs in there, i dont know, anyway keep it real and i dare anyone to beat 979 yards in one game, later
so there I was, wondering what to do with an empty dorm room. I first pulled out the porno's and lubrication, but held of for that certain someone. I proceeded to turn on The Simpsons, but it was just a rerun. I forged ahead and decided to do some push-ups, till I realized I don't work out. I sat in this state of unconcious bliss, but it didn't complete me. I looked for words of inspiration, and Jerry McGuire was it. I realized that the last 5 blogs make me who I am. " You compleate me", and to be honest, the blog had me at hello......it had me at hello. From all of this staggering boredom, i think I took a valuable lesson. The blog is always there for you. When your family runs away, and you are walking away singing the incrediable hulk theme song, you know you are empty. But once, at last.....the blog comes through with shinning sparkles of love....sorry that was gay.
Openmouth stunned I stand, at the pure comic genious Harry True, the myth, the legend. SuperSoakers. Reminds me of that time when the two young teenagers where frolicking through the neighborhood and that bully friend of theirs shot them with the XP 90. The young teenager was fed up with this antagonizing bullshit. He was going to teach the bully a lesson. He went to his dad's bedroom, grabbed the Smith & Wesson .22 caliber rifle, headed out to find that bully. He found the annoying kid shooting other kids with what seemed to be lieters and lieters of water, and did him justice.. The teenager shot that bully like a fleeing slave, lit his ass up, then spit in his face. Morale of the story: Always carry the bigger gun.
P.S.- Kyle's $2 pink duck shirt is really cute-- makes him look 10. So usually when he wears it, I throw him in the shower, slick his hair back and he looks like a 5-year old with a mullet. You have to see him tuck his sideburns behind his ears. It is a mix between Sheryl Fausett and Jeff Foxworthy.
FASTER THAN BLACKS RUNNING! THAT'S HILARIOUS! Case, that's the kind of blog I'm talking about. Pump out more shit like that and I'll spank your ass till it's gay purple, and then prolly fork, knife and spoon it too.
We all missed it boys. Bid day for sorority girls was today, and if I hadn't been so damn busy AJ and I would have gone out and supersoaked every last one of them on what's supposed to be one of the most glorious days of their lives. Shit ass. Oh well, does potential funny count? I do plan on being funny this weekend.
In girl world, some changes in the scenery. I'm now official with Chelsea, the musical theatre major from WISCONSIN. Dude, we watch the same news stations at my cottage and her house. how about that for a connection. Naw, but guys, she's really amazing, you have to all meet her in a few weeks. The girl appreciates and respects every last member of the DMP. In other news, I made it through the fiery pits of a lesbian inferno at the Indigo Girls concert Tuesday night. I wanted so badly to wear my Bush/Cheney shirt and jump on stage, but Chelsea hasn't given it back yet. Let's talk about how hot it is for a girlfriend to wear YOUR Bush/Cheney t-shirt. Almost as hot as George W. himself. Or his daughters. 2 boner-riffic twins, damn. Can't wait to see them on www.bangbus.com. Yeah it's a porno site, check it out if you haven't been to it lately. It'll give you a reason to have sex with yourself. That's all folks, it's late and I'm unproductive.
P.S. BY THE WAY AMAZING=ME IN TECMO BOWL. Saturday afternoon, I sat down at the Nintendo Classic box with a mission: to create my own personal single-game rushing record. And create it I did. With a 90-14 victory, the LA Raiders kicked the ass out of the Denver Broncos, with the help of 966 yards rushing by Bo Jackson on 20 carries. My witnesses are two credible Texans, Vance and AJ (vbutler@umich.edu, zunigaa@umich.edu). That's all.
Sunday, October 06, 2002
Hello gents-
Im gonna stop pretending and start bloggin. Thats all i have to say. Well my weekend went by faster than blacks running, they have an extra muscle in their leg thats why. I spent my weekend in a tent with three guys from the U.P. Very interesting to say the least. Eurchre was a very popular activity along with freezing my nutz off. Im out there with two sweatshirts on and a parka while they're in their shorts and t-shirts raving about hgow nice the weather is. Good Lord. Perhaps the highlight was shaking Tom Izzo's hand and chating. it was majestic. Gotta say the party at Travs was great. Except did anyone see trav there. Would have loved to pour my heart out to him. Thanks again for that pizza jon and kyle. rats. Jon loved the blog on girls in general. Im still waiting for her and until then im sticking to the chic on my desktop. Oh ya, i had 7 receptions 130 yrds. and 3 TD's for the lions the other day. Am i real? ok yeah talk to you later -slek
pj is a gem, definition of, and further more, casey really isnt that busy, i sit in the same room as him sometimes, and he just sits and stares at his computer, with no windows open, no IM, just stares...oh wait its cause he has a picture of JORDAN (Katie Price) as his backdrop for his computer, no i get it, anyway gets party the 26th at trav's sounds sweet, but i have a concert that night too, so i dont know if i'll be able to make it, God knows i'll try. have a great week fags and i have a mission for everyone, do something funny this week, and before friday report back to the blogger with what you've done. have a great week peace
