Dr. Mario Posse
Saturday, October 26, 2002
hahahaha i just got off the phone with jonkyle and everyone else i drunkdialed. and i said some funny stuff including COURTNEY WILLIAMS IS A BITCH....ummm, and i did drink a bottle of champaign, and had vodka and beer, mixing is fun............and there was the chick, she wanted the Clint-dick, and i walk her to this party, and i'm drunk, and i think i'mgonnag et some so i want to bring her to the room wiht casey gone and shiet, so i'm talking toh er, the fucking hoe HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! fuckin fuckn fuck. so that fell through, and mester got taken in by bitch-courtney-my older sister is hot and im fucking not and i look like a fucking chipmunk and my eyebrows are poorly plucked and i have cellulite in my thighs, and i prolly have a stinky snatch williams/ i love you gusy and state could win tomorrow because smoker is out because he snorts crack. they should ask atkinson to start man. thats just how it is fellas. signing off as a drunk hairy-chested drunk, i love you all, and i miss you. cant wait until we all meet again infront of a HUGE dr mario screen. DMP4eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (courtney is not hot/a bitch) (mester is hot/cool)
just got off the phone with clint...favorite lines of the drunk boy:
"I couldn't get with Mester, she wasn't drunk enough"
"Drank a bottle of Champagne"
"maybe i could get with freed again"
"dane clark is coming tomarrow, he might sleep with me"
Friday, October 25, 2002
dudes, its funny shit like this that makes my fucking day!!! you guys are hilarious and to add one more, for good measure
Larry Streekstra (dinner prayer, only a portion of it) "dear Lord, please bless Clint and his family, thank you for letting him be with us tonight, and please bless matt...wherever he may be, amen"
hahaha i love that shit....best post, Casey's #7, Kyle #1and 2 Jon#4 and mark, #3 and #9 are rocking, peace breadgivers
Thursday, October 24, 2002
this just in...
1- who has our humor down at state? and have you made yourselves official blood brothers yet?
2- Jerry Stackhouse realized that playing on the Tarheels w/o MJ was better than playing on the wizards with him
3- Kid down our hall requires people to refer to him as D-Rock, inspired by the classsic-- Meet the Parents
4- Stealing is cheaper than buying
5- Taking a shit makes my day
6- Singing in an Accapella group is overrated because you spend most your time advertising
7- refer to Casey Kellogg's post, number 4
8- Mrs. Atkinson is proud of her sons, one's an alcoholic
9- Being the sniper is better than being the victim
10- wearing overalls around campus makes people hate you
1. pistons are fucking awesome and i cant wait for the game
2. look out for the lions making a late season playoff run
3.you know in a cartoon when someone gets shot in the face, its all black and theyre hair is blown back, i have a teacher like that
4.has anyone heard of mark streekstra?
5. Mrs. Atkinson found 24 beers in our fridge. "Hey dad want something to drink"
6. i think i found someone with our humor down here
7. ive been staring at the screen trying to think of something for number 7
8. people like stealing good lines
i know the answer, one of them shouldnt be shining my shoes
PISTONS-CELTS--- bring your beer bongs cause the DMP is going to be rowdy!
the lists remind me of the list i made of guys I have slept with:
1-Travis Atkinson
2- Travis Atkinson
3- Travis Atkinson
4- Travis Atkinson
5- Clint's Brother Travis
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and David Duval?
Anwser: One of them is BLACK
Wednesday, October 23, 2002
1. jon do you remember sending me the "funny" video? it was the one of Dale Earnheart crashing into a wall and dieing...it was damn funny
2. does anyone remember the days of casey's "walking" pneumonia? hahaha that also was funny
3. Next up on on the f'n funny list: Brian Johnson...i dont think i need to say anymore
5. Naveen Nathan - "Attenion FHN High School and Middle School, there is a bomb in your school so FUCK YOU hahahaha" (he played it for me)
7. FHN Freshmen, thats right the undefeated squad, played Sparta at home, and Streekstra and Atkinson combined for 26 points. I'm serious fuckers
11. This is funny, but it might take a second so give it a chance, i got on my choir teachers daughter
13. I didnt cut my neck hair for 3 months, thats not funny its just sick
17. Me and casey both kissed ali in our freshmen years. Except I was 14.
19. These have all been prime, thats funny guys, get it?? ok
k guys, 7 things:
1. Congrats to Kergs/Kelsbels/Blaha's long lost son
2. Don't forget about Tecmo Bowl, Dr. Mario is a sweet game though too
3. I shat down the side of a foresty hill on Apex once after holding it for 4 days.
4. There's a concert and party here this weekend, starting at 8pm Saturday, which I hope all of you come to but I assume none of you are cause you travel like sheep- all in one herd and you smell bad
5. Countdown to January 28th starts today, the Pistons-Celtics game. Please make reference to it in all future blogs preceding and following the game.
6. I love this Jon Caldwell character, he's a gem, the youth of a nation if you will. I'm doing a booty call dance at a bonfire tonight for him and all the rest of you that haven't gotten any lovin' yet at school.
7. Mark, is Fausett bad-looking enough now that you'd have a chance with her?
yes we've met her, shit i to her virginity (haha alright fuckers it was lip virginity but still, thats gotta count for something) anyway youguys know who and casey is the man.
Monday, October 21, 2002
here is a blog tippin my moppy hat of hair and patting it down to the man the myth the legend, CaseyMichaelKellogg. this weekend casey achieved the status of Pokeman. He got on one of the finest East Lansing has to offer, and i've never been so proud. He stepped up to the plate and hit a home run Barry Bonds style, except casey doesnt have an extra muscle in his legs. anyway, id advise you all to ask him how life is treating him and wish him a hearty congradulations. Casey DMP loves you.
-Rat
p.s. the fact that I was a bitch in the last blog was c.g.
I'm boycotting blogs until someone writes another good one, this is pissing me off, 2 full good weekend days without a blog
