Dr. Mario Posse
Saturday, November 16, 2002
HaryTrue, i get caught thinking of triple and quadruple stack formats, and how I can set them up to best effective. Estimated time of blogger formating per week= 1.5 hours Anyone who doens't drink, doesn't live. And if you don't live, you might as well be Jason Williams Limo Driver, cause he is dead.
dudes, last night was fun as fuck!
Thursday, November 14, 2002
(Fucking A, sorry I had a better post that said all I'm about to say, but my window closed down)
Casey Kellogg, I love you man. I mean, I love ALL you guys. But let's just imagine Casey giving the ole' Kathy "My Boy David" Wildt impression to the tune of roaring DM Posse laughing on the floor. And Jon, shit man, I am in love with you. Come to MSU so we can spoon. I know, you can get the poon tang at the Zoo Friday, but shit, forget about it for a weekend and drink your life away along with me, and bring Kyle to if you can get him off the Grilled Flip Steak (Kyle, what the fuck were you talking about, I'm lost too?) Marky Mark, glad to see you acknowledge, appreciate, and reciprocate our love. Now never question it again and blog as usual. Clint, you're a helluva brother. Let's kick everyone's ass tomorrow night that's closer to JT than us. Kiss girls in the name of Dr. Mario.
Am I the only one that can't go through a make-out with out thinking "red yellow pill, stack on blue yellow pill, stack by yellow red pill........am I real?"
gotta make this short, jon is funny, trav can pass for 30 something and i want his ID, and Mack, its fucking great to see you in here again! how the fuck are you man. later rosives
T-Rock....I have fallen in love with you. The beard makes me jealous of my prepubescent facial growth status, but i am working on with hormonial substitutes. Your girl resembles Princess Dianna,besides the fact that she isn't dead. Sorry I didn't 1st class my acceptance letter to you, I was trying to ESP it to you all day, but maybe your brain was off. Friday-----more like saturday. I mean I can do friday, but it wouldn't be good for my chances of getting some....pussy is coming to the Zoo friday.
Cheorokee Park Streekstra, what a blessing to see your little tid bits back on the POSTING WEBSOURCE OF AMERICA. I have been doing some rough analysis, sketching my future and such, and the future has you in a house with the DMP at MSU, minus Father True, who will be a newly wed with his HOT LAVA. I think that you are having a really great, liberating experience in Holland, MI--- but something tells me you are missing the foundation of which you grew up on-- true DMP humor. This quite possiably could be bullshit, but I am just trying to coerce you to live with us. Great to have you back!
Hey Casey, are you talking about the 20th of January? That's the only time I see us playing the Pacers at home in January, and also on April 4. I'm all about going to multiple Pistons games, but definitely my first choice is the Boston game (note: see "Quit crying you baby, I hate you")
So Kyle and Jon, you guys got in to State? That's better than getting a Mastercard! Kick fucking ass! Thanks for calling me and telling me telegraph faces. Mark McFaggot, where are you, you should be closer to the center of the state cause now we all are. Who's in EL Friday night? I'm goin to an old person's concert, then hopefully drinking with 90% of the DMP, plus you guys get to meet Chelsea, the coolest girl since......well, the last one I guess. Once she picks up DM she'll be unstoppable and hotter than ever. Check this out. Here's a picture of her to tide you over till Friday. Peace out lovers.
Wednesday, November 13, 2002
hello everyone. i just thought i stop in and say hello. Trav, about the Boston game on 28th of Jan. We play Indiana at home. I was wondering if we could possibly put together a second game. Let me now what you think.Pistons are sweet and Morris Watts is the best coach in the big ten, Nothing too exciting to share. Peace, Case
aaahahahahahahahahah wow. to top that stace and myself would have to fucking start a riot...maybe we will
The Western Herald
Section- Crime Beat
By Renae Campau
Great Ball of Fire
A Hoekje Hall staff member called Western Michigan University Department of Public Safety on Nov. 7 at 8:07 pm with a report that a large ball of toilet paper was on fire in the volleyball court. Officers extinguished the fire upon arrival.
We finally made it in the Western Herald. Needless to say, we were shocked to see the publicity of our stunt.hahhahahahahahahahahah
alright Farquads...jon numbers 7 and 8 were gr8 on your list. i hope you guys come down friday, we'll all get drunk and shit! haha anyway i had a concert tonight, and choir music is real boring, but it was still fun, Dischords only got to sing 2 songs. And the Rapture is comming cause casey went to my choir concert, now granted it was cause ali asked him to go with her, but at least he made it. i need to get some play soon gents. its been way too fucking long. when is the DMP going to re-unite for a night of drinking, drinking, and cheering for John Barry and the stones!!!!!! saturday is John Barry bobble head night at the palace. making saturday night a holy day in my book. look guys, blog about your life, cause we care. kyle and jon i cant wait to see you here, for good. i'm gonna incorporate a little something we say in the Dischords here guys, BWFE ( Beer - our drink Women - what we need but dont have Friends - DMP and Entertainment - DM or the Stones) i love you guys cant wait to see you all again.....and by the way MARK ARE YOU THERE!! MARK MARK!! HELLOOOOOO!
Tuesday, November 12, 2002
I am batting 60% of the last 5 blogs, this sucks.........maybe i will come here on christmas and Mark or KC will have posted
Post #3 for the week...and it's tuesday! This weekend is looking like so: Option A- Jon and Kyle head down to be true spartans, which they will be on January 6th, 2003. Option B- Stay here and have Cheryl Freed in the pad Now if I wasn't a unconventional thinker, I would stay here abd bring the lady to la casa de Jon, but Michigan State just sounds too enticing. It's kinda like me being a waffle, and state being the cherry topping....there is no reason not to incorporate the two when it is there, and free. So 8 mile reminded me of Hook, only one good scene worth watching. The hook scene being when Rufio(not the date rape, but i get where you are going) and Captain Hook when Peter is saving his long lost daughter, the guy jumps out of the window after he says, "Wait...aren't you Peter Pan" "AHHHHH" (cursplat) and then Peter leaves his daughter, flies down to save Rufio, but in the end it is just too late, and the sword must be passed on after they win the battle, and the sword is giving to the Fat kid-- well the reason was is fat people have a bit of a disadvantage in this society, and that being-- they're Fat. Well the only good scene in 8 mile was the freestyle at the end, which really wasn't freestyle seeing as it was written before they actually performed. I think if you liked ALL of 8 mile, you should check out the Diary of a Monument, "You think you know, but you have no idea, this is the Diary of The Statue of Liberty" something along those lines......
If anyone has yet to meet Karen O'Conner from the local MSU, you're going to want to look into it. Though she is the oddest person I have ever met, she is the sole reason that Kyle Davidson, roommate, and myself are heading to MSU on January 6th. Dianna has been "in touch" with the HEAD of admissions and isn't getting in, maybe she should give head to the head......otherwise she can welcome herself to another semester at Wastern. Furthermore, BLOG!
God you're beautiful Jon. HEY ASSCLOWNS. SHIT ASS, THIS IS NOT A BROWSING WEBSITE, IT'S A POSTING WEBSITE.PS DID YOU KNOW BLOG IS SHORT FOR "WEBLOG"? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
WHY THE BLOG IS LAGGING, AND NOT WORKING
1- Topic's must be made by individuals, God isn't here to create another thing for us...he did his job with the world
2- Your lives our interesting, share them like a campfire story
3- Schoolwork is taking priority over blogging, will your kids value your knowledge or blogs? think about it
4- Blogging isn't number one on your favorites, just download porn, no need for it to be in the One spot
5- Alcohol often causes the mind to forget to blog; understandable.
6- You have found a new group of friends, new nintendo game to unite you, and quite frankly you think it is better than the DMP
7- Your getting ass 24/7.....that one is clearly not happening
8- Your planning to bomb the NAACP, we'll let is slide
9- Because Travis is the only one who shares his emotions with us, let it all out there
10- Because people have other hobbies like looking ugly, which all of us are doing quite well at, but we still need to blog
EBPW(Estimated Blogs Per Week): 3.........It's making half a blog each day, seriously....where your head at?
Sunday, November 10, 2002
splendid blog jon, i'll try to get my roommate to blog soon, bye guys
I think since ozz hasn't been here in so long, we should bash him till he shows up. Things like, " Hey Mark, your hair is ugly" or "Hey Mark, your not smart" or "Hey Mark, I shot your slave" something to really set him off when he wanders back to our home. So I had the opportunity, rather unopportunity to hang out at Grand Valley. Now if anyone is thinking of going to Grand Valley to A) attend school or B) just step on the premises...I am going to suggest to you that you take a razer blade and slit your nutsack as many times as necessary to resemble a pair of mesh shorts. I did meet a really cool kid down there though, his name was Justin Peterson. Justin had a variety of things to tell me including, "Dude, did you hear Mark kissed a boy"...and at that point I had to sit down due to cronic brain freeze. I just couldn't believe my ears, but again, there is Justin Peterson being himself. Ohh yeah, I saw Doosen too, at which point I left.
So I am currently in the process of concurring Cheryl Freed; Kyle has kept me in check though. I know she is a cock tease, and has the physical features to do so, but when she says lines like "haha jon you really are amazing, I don't see how I can resist you", that get my precum flowing, and God knows the only thing that will stop precum is your roomate walking in on you working your meat around. Anyone remember twister? I think that we should fire up a game at our next reunion, which needs to be on or before Thanksgiving. (APPLEBEE'S)
Harry, I stopped by the local Gold Company concert, only to be lost in the harmonies and melodies of what I know to be the greatest singer in the world-- Will Smith, but secondly it is you. You got 10 fold on Gold Company, and 20 fold on Steve "hey over here" Zegree. Dude's a prick... but you guys knock it down, and you knock down chealsea, and that makes me jealous. see the circle of events...good, i knew you would
alright last night was a drunken fun fest. Joseph Hughes had a party, and it was rocking and we saw countless FHN Alum. names such as matt beaton, who is an absolute gem, all 3 of the Hendricks bros, and the youngest, who is still at northern, is hilarious, and i talked to Jill Overway for the first time...ever i think. she attends Western Michigan University and love it, i went to grade school with her, and the same church, and shes cool as hell. she told me that when i come down to WMU i have to look her up so we can all party with her. shes a keeper. i also saw sukup and we talked about me partying with her brother, and i saw older Brinks which reminded me of the younger brinks who is really a cool and funny girl. anyway if you guys can make it here tihs weekend i have a concert saturday night. and we'll party after that. anyway i miss all of you guys, especially streeker because you're so damn far away, you should transfer to a closer university such as the Lansing Community College. anyway guys have fun doing homework, because i am going to. peace
